“Grady, and this better be good at,”
Police Chief Thomas Grady growled into the phone as he squinted at his alarm
clock. “Six-friggin’-fifteen AM.”
The lovely
Mrs. Grady rolled over, stifling a groan as her husband berated the unfortunate
caller for ringing his line at the crack of dawn. After a few grunts and a couple of uh-huhs, Chief
Grady rolled out of bed and shuffled down the hall toward the bathroom. In record time he’d showered, dressed, and
dashed outside to his car, chugging a bottle of Pepto as he went.
When he reached the beach, the sun was
peeking over the horizon burning off the morning haze. His newest deputy was down near the water. A
collection of joggers had congregated in a semi-circle around Deputy Poole. Scuttling through the sand, Grady rolled his
eyes at the early-risers.
“Joggers…I should have known. They’re
the bane of my existence; those get-up- at-the-crack-o’dawn and run, even-though-no-one-
is-chasing- you, health nuts. Why can’t
they just sleep in like normal people?”
Poole ran up
to join his boss and met him halfway down the beach. The young deputy seemed more nervous than
usual so Grady apologized for his less-than-friendly telephone etiquette.
“I-I-I didn’t know what else to do,
Chief. I ain’t never seen nothing like
this before.” Poole stammered.
Grady took a
deep breath and bit his tongue. Poole’s
horrendous grammar was a point of contention and inside, the chief silently
wept for the state of public education.
Before he even had the chance to see what had gotten everyone so worked
up, he was under attack. The barrage of
questions levied at his person, at such an ungodly hour, was an all out assault
on his senses.
“Whoa! One at a time!” He barked.
“And, just a thought but…. how about letting me see what you’re all up in arms over
before
you give me the third degree, okay?”
The small
crowd quieted and stepped aside to clear a path for their brave chief of
police. Just having Chief Grady there
seemed to soothe Poole’s jagged nerves and that calm carried over into the
crowd. They were certain that the chief
would know what to do. They were wrong.
Grady swallowed hard, staring at the pile
of mangled human flesh and splintered bones.
It looked like something had chewed them up and spit it back out
again. Scavengers of the land and sea
had already begun to feast on the remains.
From the looks of it, there was a good chance parts from two different
bodies were in the mix but he couldn’t tell for sure. For several minutes, he
was speechless; his mind reeling with possibilities. All around him, a growing unease settled,
making the joggers fidget nervously. Finally
regaining his composure, Grady mustered his most official sounding voice.
“Poole, I need you to call the EMT’s. We’ve got to get these bodies to County
Hospital and contact the Coroner’s office ASAP to get them identified. Next, we need to get this area cordoned off
to keep anyone else from tracking through the crime scene and potentially
destroying evidence.” Grady spoke calmly
despite the turmoil churning in his gut.
“Now, if you kind folks would follow Poole down to the station, we need
to get reports from each of you. I’m sure you’d rather give your statements in
a less grue… er…um…in a more pleasant environment.
Poole dialed quickly, relieved that he was being
sent to the station to take statements and even happier to get far away the
gelatinous muck of human sludge marring an otherwise pristine beach. The jogger brigade learned very quickly that
they had no other choice but to follow the deputy downtown. Rosalyn Lander; wife of Dr. Mitchell Lander,
queen bee of what passed for society’s elite in their quaint community and
all-around pain in the rear, balked at the idea of inconveniencing herself to
obey the chief’s wishes.
“Look, Mrs. Lander,” Chief Grady
hissed. “The way I see it; you’ve got
two choices, here. You can do the right
thing and follow Poole down to the station, with these other fine folks. Or, if you keep giving me a hard time; I
swear to God, I will slap some cuffs on you, throw your pampered, liposuctioned
ass in the back of a squad car and book you for obstruction of justice. Oh… one more thing…don’t forget, all arrests
are published in the Neighborhood News.
I imagine that would make things a little awkward down at the country
club, wouldn’t it? So, on behalf of all
of us who have to work for a living, quit giving us such a hard time just because
you think
you can.”
The crowd stared at Grady; some attempted
to conceal amused smirks while others were unable to hide their shock. Poole
did a poor job of stifling a chuckle and had to pretend he was coughing. Rosalyn Lander’s cheeks burned scarlet but
she said nothing as she fell in step behind Poole. With the gawkers out of his way, Chief Grady
was able to let his brain process the crime scene. In his twenty years of wearing a badge, he
had never seen anything like the revolting deluge of rotting remains strewn all
over the beach.
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