As August dwindles, and summer comes to a close, it signals a
change in seasons. The variations in
temperature, and climate, can play a vital role in your survival during a
zombie uprising. Understanding the
affects of the elements, not only to yourself, but also on the rotting flesh of
your enemy can be the difference between life and death.
We all know that under the sweltering summer sun, or in desert
climates, the risk of hyperthermia, dehydration, and sun poisoning only
increases the danger, in an already volatile situation. While zombies do not suffer the same risks,
high temperatures are not a benefit for the enemy either. Not only will the decaying flesh shrivel and
bake- becoming jerky-like, we have other elements of nature joining in the
fight. Warm weather and insects go hand
in hand. Flies may like honey but they love
decomposing meat. While disgusting,
maggots will be helping our cause by stripping away the muscles and tendons
from their limbs.
On the flipside, sub-zero temperatures, combined with snow and
ice, present a new set of challenges.
We must be on guard against frostbite, hypothermia, and slipping on the
ice. I admit, the mere mention of
slipping on the ice, conjures images of follies that would make The
Three Stooges proud. It’s
easy to laugh about it now but; in the zombie apocalypse, a sprained ankle, or
broken hip could be a death sentence.
That same ice will play havoc on the atrophying limbs of the
flesh-eaters. Use it to your advantage
and get a little creative. Is your safe
house on a hillside? Create your own
version of a “Slip N Slide”, with ice, and enjoy the laughs as the zombies wipe
out. Not everything about preparing for
“the Z word” has to be grim and dour. A
little levity can be a huge morale boost and a desperately needed reprieve from
the stress. Also, constant exposure to
freezing temperatures can eventually freeze our enemy into zombie-pops. Just think how much easier it will be to
destroy their brains when they’ve been frozen solid. Just be careful not to slip on the ice!
Rain, snow, sleet, or hail, we must be prepared to battle on
until the last zombie falls. Know the
terrain, understand the climate, and use it to your advantage. No one knows when the zombies will rear
their ugly heads so…Sleep well.
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